Today in the fine nations of Australia and New Zealand, Girls Aloud's amazing single "Biology" and brilliant album "Chemistry" are released, and we urge you all to go out and fork out the required pennies for both items.
That is only, however, if you believe that pop music has a place in the Australian charts.
We're assuming that, because you're reading this, you want the same thing we do - Girls Aloud to do well on the Aussie charts next week. With "Biology" being the greatest pop record of all time, it really should be number #1 for years.
So, in short: buy the single and buy the album. Get your friends to buy it, promise them they won't regret it, AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE.
You can also purchase the album and single online from sanity.com.au - however, do NOT purchase either from a Sanity STORE, because Sanity RETAIL STORE SALES do NOT go toward ARIA chart placement, however the online store they run DOES.
If you wish to view a list of suitable shops to purchase Aloud material from, click here.